yo if eating pizza and playing mario party and having sex on the couch doesn’t sound like the perfect date to you then get the fuck out of my face.
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"If you live off a man’s compliments, you’ll die from his criticism"
— Cornelius Lindsey (via blackmermaidgirl)
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"Well I’m fucked"
— every college student this week (via fuckinq)
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